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Last author: Jayy Will Murder
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Rules
1. Dont whine about getting your ass kicked
2. Dont hold grudges outside of death games
3. No Cyber..or anything sexually explicit
4. Dont just use this page for insulting people, some insults are okay, but this page is mostly for physical attacks, take your insults and gotto insult arena if you must.
5. If someone owns (kills) you, accept it. I don't want to be hearin' about your freakin 'clones' all the time. This rule is in place because people will argue in an idiotic way about who died and who didnt.
6. Don't Spam (Common Sense)
7.Keep on topic, i don't want random conversations going on here, you can send messages to eachother, this is not a junk forum.


[Dil*] is now the new owner, fear


hope this works

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a ragged samuri eyes all competiters wearily and vanishes with one word
       "begin!!!!!"


[Milk and cookies]is confused."should'nt there be more people?oh well"she picks up a chair and tosses it at someone


[Milk and cookies] eats a ragged samori"nummy.needs ketchup though"

everyone is scared to chalange [Milk and cookies]?THEY SHOULD BE!


"anyone crazy enough to challange [Milk and cookies] the great??"

"Ahhhhh!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! dont kill me!! Oh, wait, crazy enough, thats me!!! and your right, it does need ketchup" picks up chair and throws at dark_and_pals [eltonandmom]

[Milk and cookies]inhails chair through nose then sneezes it back at elton."aaaaaCHOOOOOO

A wispy character enters the room and asks for a monkey. When he dicovers they are all out, he starts by flinging random objects! "FOOLS YOU HAVE NOT SOLD ME A MONKEY! NOW YOU SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE... $10 DOLLARS" The wispy person booms. "MAKE ALL CHECKS OUT TO Vampire_Soul, THANK YOU ALL FOOLISH NO VAMPIRIAN MORTAL SOUL THINGS!!"


yeah whatever.




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hey "stop the voilence"lol



[DarkDestiny] *BLinks looks at the person who wanted a monkey and lezitates a chair and throwns it at him then laughs*
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[Dil*] *hits [adnihilo] in the face with a metal mallet and her nose stays wrinkled "mauahhaha the irony!"

[Del] catches the metal mallet with a sheet of steel before it gets to [adnihilo] and then smashes [Dil*] over the head

[Dil*] *shrugs shoulders "bah, your ruining my fun, besides how can you prevent it when it has already been done? You fool!"

[Del] deigns to not answer and hits [Dil*] with an iron pole

[Dil*] *sets [Del]'s hair on fire and pours gasoline on her

[adnihilo] douses the flames on [Del]'s head.

[Dil*] *Sighs~ "defending people now? The quality of this death game page is going down by the second with you two here" *steps on [adnihilo]'s face several times and sulks away to the wreck-room

[Doormat] crucifies [Del] on a thorn cross

[Weeman] gives [Dil*] a going away cake.

[chrius] realizes he hasn't done anything for a while, so he starts screaming "Affe!! Verprügeln Sie meinen Affen!!"

[adnihilo] follows suit "adversus solem ne loquitor!!"

[chrius] looks around for anyone that speaks german

[Dil*] *gashes [chrius]'s eyes out with a corkscrew

[chrius] looks for his eyes "What was that for!?"

[Dil*] "this is death games whatcha-ya expect?" *kicks [adnihilo] in the face

[chrius] "Can't we all just get along?"

[Dil*] "die."

[Weeman] raised his hand. "I can roughly speak German. Ich kann ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen. Es tut mir leid, aber dein Hund ist in meinem Kartoffelsalat.

[chrius] looks at [Weeman] "Do you have any idea what you said? And no, my dog is not your potato salad...."

[Weeman] nodded. "Ja, ich weiss was ich habe gesprochen, gesprocht.... ummm, which one was correct?"

[Dil*] *lights a fuse

[Doormat] yells "die u nazi assfaces"

[Dil*] "working on that, [Doormat]" *building explodes scattering fiery matter in different places (and killing everyone here)

[Weeman] shakes his head. "Its just boring when somebody says 'I kill everybody' so I just ignore it now..."

[chrius] says "I'm only a quarter nazi!!"

[Dil*] *force feeds [Weeman] with gasoline and lights him on fire
*grins evilly as he explodes

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] *chops off [Weeman]'s head* "muahahahahahah..."

A seed was left when [Weeman] died and his new clone grows at amazing speed. "That's just overkill!!"

[Dil*] *stabs [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]'s eyes out with an oversized novalty plastic spork!!

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] *goes to the nearest jewelers and replaces her stolen eyes with real cat's eyes. "What's with people stealing my eyes?"

[Dil*] "dunno...ooOOoo Shiny!" *rips [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]'s eyes out of their sockets and runs away cackling madly

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] "NOT AGAIN!"

[Red_Comet] enters the arena. "This is pathetic" He presses a button on his watch. Suddenly there is a giant red robot behind him. [Red_Comet] gets in the cockpit. "Now Sazabi, Lets show them how to fight"

[Dil*] *shrugs* "pathetic? i dont think thats the word for it" *cuts off [Red_Comet]'s leg and beats him to death with it

[Red_Comet] can't die that easily! *Sazabi steps on [Dil*].* *Laughs manicially* *crunch* *crunch*

[Dil*]*grumble mumble* "damn mecha crazed freaks" *stabs [Red_Comet]'s eyes out with a plastic spoon*

[Red_Comet] has a mask on. *gets out of sazabi* "Fine I'll fight on your level" * shoots [Dil*]*

*lol "you just shot me?" *ahahaaha, [Dil*] cuts off [Red_Comet]'s head with a battle axe and puts his head on a pole

[Doormat] removes a bolt from [Red_Comet]'s robot and watches with satisfaction as it collapses on itself.

Umbraven enters arena *shouts war cry* "Pinapple" Umbraven pulls out a plastic fork. "oh you're dead now!, gahhh!"Stabs [Red_Comet] Die die! fu fu fu-evil laugh

[Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves] comes in.* All right then, who wants to fight me?

[Diablojr. promptly crucifies [Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves]

[Anime-Demon] grabs the crucified [Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves] and runs off into a broom cubord (bad spelling) and locks the door!

[Bovine220] grabs the handle of his very big sharp axe... chops the cuboard into two and slices a nice gory chunk of bloody flesh out [Anime-Demon] arm.   [Anime-Demon] cowers in pain as [Bovine220] kicks him in the nuts..........gets out an hammer and repairs the cupbourd!!!!!  

[Anime-Demon] grabs [Inuyoukai, Princess of Thieves] again (much to her discust) and runs off to a big bedroom to hide.
not before handing [Bovine220] a big present with a grenade inside.

[Weeman] shouts "*boom* ha ha".
and chops up whats left of [Bovine220]




An angel appears throught the front door with a mini gun shout "i'm the angel of death ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"...........to every ones surprise it shoots them into tiny bit but misses [Anime-Demon] who's hdiding beneath the bed......angel walks up to the remains of [Bovine220] and says "HI"..........instantly his mangeled body regenerates.......[Bovine220] steals the angel of death's mini gun and shoots it......jumps o the bed an waits................................................................

[Anime-Demon] randomly pokes a big pointy thing through the bottom of the bed and stabs [Bovine220]

[Tableau Vivant] comes in the room, looks around and starts singing so that everyone will fall to the ground!!!

[Tableau Vivant] "Wha..? GRRRR don't you all like my singing?!"

[Mira Ravenheart] laughs and skips around [Tableau Vivant] 'Of course we like your singing!" she makes a face and puts on ear phones.

[drakkar] *pulls out earplugs* yeah its great encore encore  *puts earplugs back in*

[Mira Ravenheart] smiles innocently and draws her twin daggers.
[drakkar] i think the rules are alive they keep growing ruuuuuun

[Dil*] they wont anymore.
[drakkar] my luck that this will not work

[Tableau Vivant] "WHAT?! why do you have earplugs?!
grrr" *he picks up fluffer the cat and throws it to [Mira Ravenheart]*

[Mira Ravenheart] "What ear plugs?" smiles innocently. "These?" she points at ear phones. "Oh, their just ear phones, I'm listening to the LOTR sound track. It is really very good." Catches the kitty and sets it down gently, then grins at [Tableau Vivant]. "Oh, Vanen, would you like to play with our dear friend here?" She smiles and summons a golden dragon. "Just be careful of his claws."

[Tableau Vivant] "what the...?" *picks up a chair and throws it to the dragon!* "ha! take that!"

[Mira Ravenheart] *laughs happily as the dragon tried to bite [Tableau Vivant]'s head off* *claps hands* "Good show!" *the chair is shattered of the dragon's claw and falls to the ground in peices*

[Tableau Vivant] "aarhg NOT MY HAIR!!!" and he picks up a bigger chair and throws it to the dragons head!

 Aargh..
[dee jay] casually wlks in2 th room, avin been dancin in th rain outside, an sees th carnage. confused, he pulls out his tambourine, and bangs it loudly. evry1 turns round, sees [dee jay], n ignores him.
'damn them so much' he says, and throws th tamborine at th nearest thing, tht jus so happens 2 b th dragon.
'oh dear' he says.




[Milk and cookies] returns to kick all your sorry butts.
"who wants to go out for icecream?"
or not
[Milk and cookies] pulls out a chainsaw"hehehehehe blood everywere!"
[Cureless_Toxin]walks in, (immeadately sprayed with blood)"i think im in the right place" walks up behind [Milk and cookies] and sinks her hunting knife into the side of his neck and begins giggleing as blood begins to poole around her feet.
[::Live Life Without the F::] pops out of now where with something strapped to his chest. He then walks up to ~deaths~shado~ and gives a hug !!BOOM!! *blood every where*
[Milk and cookies]pulls knife out of her neck and stabs [Cureless_Toxin] with it before dying on the ground and taken away by paramedics
[Eglagrodion] watches the mess and takes up a bucket with soap and starts to clean...
[The Unicorn Queen of Australia] shoots [Eglagrodion] in the heart with a bow and arrow. HA HA HA!!! NOW I AM THE RULER!!!
[Mira Ravenheart] grabs [The Unicorn Queen of Australia] from behind and strangles her. "I think not!"
[The Unicorn Queen of Australia] spins around and punches [Mira Ravenheart] biatch
[Eglagrodion] pulls arrow aut of shoulder'' hey im the wood elve here, grabs 4 arrows
and does a triple shot followed by a new arrow at [The Unicorn Queen of Australia]
and helps [Mira Ravenheart] up.
''let's get the unicorn guy''.

[Mira Ravenheart] grins and takes arm. "Sounds good to me." She jumps to her feet and, retreaving her twin daggers, swings at [The Unicorn Queen of Australia]'s head.

[Eglagrodion] grabs longsword and swings to the neck of [The Unicorn Queen of Australia]
[The Unicorn Queen of Australia] reaches out and grabs the sword before it gets to her.
but the sword is sharp and cuts thru her hand...
[Eglagrodion] luaghs evil and maniacksly

[Doormat] beats [Eglagrodion] savagely with a dictionary,

[angebob] walks in the room and sits in a corner watching the idiots pathentically brutalizing theyre foes with such pitiful attacks, [angebob] waits for someone to attack him.
[Mira Ravenheart] sits down next to [angebob] and smiles. "hello"
[angebob] looks over at faith and says "hello, fighting no fun for you?" and he gives [Mira Ravenheart] a smile back.
[Mira Ravenheart] "I have nothing against fighting... but I'm just not in the mood" she shrugs casually.
[angebob]gives a grin to [Mira Ravenheart] and swings his sheild over his head and down onto [Mira Ravenheart]'s torso, slashing a hole into her.
[A Forgotten Dream] half smiles. "You are all powerplayers, and imature violent ones at that." Not that she minded violent. [A Forgotten Dream] catches the top[angebob]'s shield and twists it sharply, hitting [angebob] hard with the flat side followed with a cuff to the head.
[A Forgotten Dream] offers [Mira Ravenheart] her hand. "So how's the jerk?"
[angebob] pulls his short sword around from his side and slashes at [A Forgotten Dream] while coming up with his knee to hit heart's unrest's stomach.
[Doormat] promptly comes up behind [angebob] and savagely tears off his head with his teeth
[angebob] pulled a grenade out of his coat right before [Doormat] bit his head off, pulled the pin and as his dead body slumps to the floor, he drops the grenade, and it blows [Doormat] up with angebob's dead body
[Doormat] explodes with so much force his torso and trailing intestines slice [A Forgotten Dream]'s head off
[Celorfiwyn]calmly grabs his rifle (that is hidden under his clothes) walks behind diabloJr,sticks the rifle through diablos pants to a very sensitive hole then pulls the trigger,soforth diablos head blows up sky high spreading pieces off skull and brain evrywhere(luckily i got very good cleaning spells ) and stands above the results of the massacare...
[Doormat] shoves a magic wand into [Celorfiwyn]'s stomach and causes him to crap flaming diarrhea and expell his fluids from his mouth.

yumm...sounds delicious,but its not over yet,[Celorfiwyn]grabs[Doormat]from his throat sticks him sitting on a 7meters long flagpole(which by the way is sharp and covered with shatters of glass,tabasko and just for the taste...a cherry on the top)so as he sits on it ,it slowly moves twards his head causing horrible agony(remembering what the whole shit is covered with,it gives a little extra kick to it,don't you think) and the more he moves and stragles the more faster will the pole slip in his a**...oh and by the way this pole is also used as a ground connection for magic so don't even think of morphing your self out of there or anything...enjoy >8]
[Doormat] shoves [Celorfiwyn]'s magic down his throat and rips his spine out. "I always liked my ribs fresh," Diablo says as he devours [Celorfiwyn]'s body

ooff...this is getting interesting..hmm let's see[Celorfiwyn]rips's [Doormat]'s testicles(assumig he's a guy)out replaces them with hes eyes,eyes he sticks to diablo's ass...mmm must be a beatiful sight,after that Celor rips diablos lips and tongue off and sticks em' to Diablos scrotch(this is an extremely hard masturbating form hich is highly adored amongst fakirs and guru's,they're pretty much the only ones cabable of performing this without braking their back),arent you happy i taught it to you,diablo,there arent many who can do that...after this ashaming session [Celorfiwyn]takes his somewhat weird looking tools and rips diablos skin off exposing the bare nerve system to everything possible alone the wind now causes extreme pain,not to mention the chili powder Celor sprouded on him (considering this i propably should let him die)...grande finale:[Celorfiwyn] summons a giant boot which slowly crushes [Doormat] into a little pile of smashed bones and blood...see you in crematory :)

[Doormat] walks out of the boot and slashes [Celorfiwyn] with a dirty HIV infected bottle. Then he throws salt, alcohol, lemons, vinegar, and hydrolic acid on the wounds so they fester.

yikes...i can't respond now please leave a message after the 'beeb'...i g2g...but i'll be back

[Celorfiwyn]returns from the hospital somewhat broken,he gives [Diablo jr] a murderous stare and jumps straight at him,( im sorry ,but i couldn't think of a more painful revenge) and simply rapes him,sticks the antidote to his own arm and laughs hysterically,since that was the only antidote,but then he realizes what he just did and goes home ashamed...damn!

[angebob] walks in and sees a massacure where he used to fight, he looks for a severed head, finds one with long hair laying on the ground, picks up a oddly made glass covered and something else on it, sticks the head to it and starts cleaning. "resurection sucks, i always come back as the janitor" he says then walks away fealing kind f awkward after cleaning a mess like that, "i mgonna take a shower" he says to himself then leaves.

Suddenly [Amor Vincit Omnia] walks in with a huge bright shining smile that blinds everybody in the room including [angebob] and takes a bow and arrow and shoots directly into everybodys heart and they die instantly ~walks away~

"Hey [Amor Vincit Omnia] you missed me!" walks over and on bodies littered on the floor. "Talk about making a girl feel special. You could at least got me in the leg!" Punches [Amor Vincit Omnia] in the face. "But you kill everyone else and let me live! That hurt!" Jumps up wall and uses it as leverage to kick [Amor Vincit Omnia] in the head. Lands on a guy making his way up off the ground and puches him, knocking him unconcious.

[Akayume] kicks [angelbob] "ha!"

[coochycoo] loads knives into an uzi "aaaaaaargh" shoots in every direction

[angebob] wakes up to someone kicking him "bastard" he says then grabs his lag and slams [Akayume] into a wall face first.(its [angebob] not [anglebob])

[Akayume] oh whatever. (and its leg, not lag)

[IcyFollower] picks up [Akayume] and chuck's her at a wall

[IcyFollower] gravs a steal bat and hits [Akayume] upside the head!

[Akayume]*chops off link's head* idiot.

[IcyFollower]puts his head back on with duck tape

[Akayume] <.<''' *chops links body in half and hides one half somewhere*

[IcyFollower] grows lower half back then savigaly bites [Akayume]'s head off

[Akayume] *puts head back on* *sticks tongue out*

[IcyFollower] laughing while mooning [Akayume] then [IcyFollower]'s pet monkey gravs 2 uzi's and shoots at every one in the room except [IcyFollower]and then [IcyFollower] devores [Akayume]'s body

[Akayume] *comes back in spirit and takes over your body*

[IcyFollower] pukes up [Akayume]'s body

[Akayume] makes you walk into a wall numerous times.

[IcyFollower] ow.........

[Jayy Will Murder] walks in strapped with swords, sawed of shot gun, and a wand. (heehee) Points shotgun at [Akayume]s head and blows it to bunch of itsy spiders.

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2005-02-11 [Wyndon]: *Trigg turns and looks as if nothing happened*Hello,why did you just shoot me?*Shoots back*

2005-02-11 [Cefeira]: "haha, hi. I'm new here felt it was a good way of getting noticed" *As she takes her shirt of to show a bullet proof vest* "haha" *She reaches behind he and finds a large butcher knife* * Doing a cool spinning move. She stops and runs full speed at [Wyndon] and slices his/her face

2005-02-11 [Wyndon]: *Face regenerates*Her.*Trigg cuts off shellers's nose*

2005-02-11 [Cefeira]: "HAHA, my nose is made out of steel you can not just cut it off it is molded into my skull" *whips around and mega kicks Trigg. Knocking her to the ground.* "how about that?" *She goes over and nails Trigg to the floor. Piercing the skin. Standing on top of Trigg, she pulls out a machine gun and fires at Trigg in the chest.* "HAHAHA" *wild laughing

2005-02-11 [Wyndon]: RELEASE THE ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS!*Robotic richard attacks shellerrs*

2005-02-11 [Cefeira]: "ahh" *runs away and hides in a secret box under the floor. Peeks up and looks around for robot.* whispers "aha, I've found you" *luckly it doesn't hear her. She carefully takes out a grenade. She pulls the pin, fully arming it and gently places it in the robot's ankle joint. She leaps out and runs for another place to hide, while the robot's leg blows to pieces.* "YES, YES I just might be winning!"

2005-02-11 [Wyndon]: *Leg rgenirats and robot sings "Shake your booty"and chases her*

2005-02-11 [Cefeira]: *Runs around the room really really fast and jumps onto the back of the robot, carring a mallot* "ARGH!!" * After getting on top she smashes the the shield with her mallot and yanks Trigg out of her cozy little seat and throws her to the floor. After that she takes a pair of cutters and cuts all of the wires that look to be useful. "HA. I've got you now."

2005-02-11 [Wyndon]: *Puts on gas mask and gets her pet dragon to fart*

2005-02-11 [Cefeira]: "oh crap that's some horrible stuff" * grabs a big old smelly ogre who just ate A LOT, and lets him blow it all away before she contains herelf in a magical bubble. This is acid gass too by the way.* HAHAHA*

2005-02-11 [Cefeira]: *she looks around* "apparently I'm alone" she said still walking cautiously. Holding a sword made out of sunlight, she walks carefully searching every area, thinking she should give up.*

2005-02-12 [Wyndon]: *Trigg pounces from behind*

2005-02-13 [Cefeira]: "AHHH!!!" * shelle gets angry and goes into super saiyen (can't spell) nood, and throws power balls* * SHe does a magical spell and cute little fuzzy animals come out of her hand and start after Trigg, a few feet away they go crazy and start biting Trigg.* "AHA HA HA!! evil rabid (can't spell) bunnies!!!"

2005-02-13 [Wyndon]: AHHHH!BUNNIES!*Runs*

2005-02-13 [Cefeira]: *haha cute fuzzy bunnies go bad* "grrr" they say

2005-02-13 [Wyndon]: *Turns into a fox and eats the bunnies*

2005-02-13 [Cefeira]: OOO, ahhhh my bunnies!!!!

2005-02-14 [Cefeira]: sit and cries. "grr u shall pay for that" she pulls out her shiny new blade from deep within her throut and slashes it at trigg* "hiya!!!"

2005-02-14 [Reyin]: *throws a grenade covered in abc gum* 

2005-02-15 [Cefeira]: "NO!!!" *starts eating the gum.* "yummy!!"

2005-02-15 [Wyndon]: *Gnaws on bunny and attacks Reyin*

2005-02-15 [Cefeira]: NO!!!

2005-02-16 [Cefeira]: *falls to the floor and cries* "how, how could you do that!?!?!" *stands up and chases [Reyin] and trigg around the room. Zapping them with her ray gun* "GRR, TAKE THAT!!"

2005-02-16 [Wyndon]: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*Runs in little cirles no where close to her*

2005-02-16 [Cefeira]: "hahaha, we shall see who is better at this" Pulls out a grenade launcher and shoots it right infront of trigg.* "You shall be defeated!" * giving it all she's got* "AHHHHH"

2005-02-16 [Cefeira]: who the heck is winning this thing?

2005-02-17 [Tiger Shark]: killkillkillkillkillkillkill....

2005-02-17 [Cefeira]: NOOO *takes ax out from her coat pocket and swings it at [Tiger Shark]* "Not if I do first!!"

2005-02-17 [Tiger Shark]: Oo *ducks*

2005-02-17 [Wyndon]: AHHHHH!

2005-02-17 [Tiger Shark]: foood

2005-02-17 [Cefeira]: "NO WAY ARE YOU GETTING AWAY FROM ME!!" she opens up her trench coat and lets the rabid bunnies lose after him/her

2005-02-17 [Tiger Shark]: (I'm a girl) OO BUNNIES!!! *devours the fluffy bloody treats*

2005-02-17 [Wyndon]: *Eats*mmmmmm

2005-02-17 [Cefeira]: "grr" shoots heat rays at her, then kamikazyias (can't spell it) her from the air

2005-02-17 [Tiger Shark]: *picks teeth* yum

2005-02-17 [Cefeira]: shoots a net at TS then then tacles her and beats her to a pulp

2005-02-17 [Tiger Shark]: OO NOO!!! NO NETS!!! GAAAHHH!!!!!

2005-02-17 [Cefeira]: HAHAHA * then captures her in her little pokemon ball

2005-02-17 [Tiger Shark]: OO.....so....claustraphobic...can't....breath.....dark.....help...me...

2005-02-17 [Cefeira]: "hahaha, u shall be my slave. Ah crap the stupid thing broke" *TS was released BY ACCIDENT!*

2005-02-17 [Tiger Shark]: ^^ heehee, stupid thing can't handle my fins. VICTORY IS MINE! I HAVE VANQUISHED THE BALL OF POKE!!

2005-02-17 [Cefeira]: "But u shall not defeat my wrath that shall be taken out apon u!!" *starts throwing daggers left and right* "take that and that aand that!! Hahaha"

2005-02-17 [Tiger Shark]: Oo *dodges*

2005-02-17 [Cefeira]: "grr, unfair" *morphes into a flying fire breathing dragon. She leaps into the air and circles TS spitting great balls of fire at her*" hehe and not the song either

2005-02-17 [Tiger Shark]: lol *shoots great waves of seawater at Lovin*

2005-02-17 [Cefeira]: "crap! forgot about that" *morphes into sea creature, that scariest one of the sea, able to bite any heads off

2005-02-17 [Tiger Shark]: Oo, that's not scary at all. *morphs into her Dragon form and growls menecingly*

2005-02-17 [Cefeira]: "AHH" ok I have to go it's 11:00 here have school tomorrow, ttyl. Nights

2005-02-17 [Tiger Shark]: night *waves* ^^

2005-02-17 [Tiger Shark]: *sets a cruise missle on Lovin just for the heck of it*

2005-02-17 [Cefeira]: "ahh, grr" *places land mines all around the door for when TS comes back* "hehehe" she snickers

2005-02-17 [Cefeira]: *she sits and waits for TS and trigg. to come back. Snickering to herself.*

2005-02-17 [Tiger Shark]: *pokes her head out from a hole in the ceiling* Oo

2005-02-17 [Cefeira]: LOL! "not so easier there pal" * throws a bubble ball and TS and it engolfs her in the sticky stuff as lovin sits back and watches TS bounce around*

2005-02-18 [Tiger Shark]: Oo ^^ this is fun

2005-02-18 [Cefeira]: lol isn't it, *she then pulls out her harpoon gun and shoots at TS and her fun little bubble ball*

2005-02-19 [Tiger Shark]: eep!! *disappears* *sets a cruise missle on lovin*

2005-02-19 [Cefeira]: AHHHH *puts on a shield of light to save herself*

2005-02-20 [Tiger Shark]: *poke*

2005-02-20 [Cefeira]: hehehe, *pulls out a m16 and lets the bullets fly straight at TS* hope u don't mind me callin u that

2005-02-21 [Tiger Shark]: no go ahead ^^ *drops an atomic bomb on lovin's head*

2005-02-23 [Cefeira]: oo thanks, *flys to a safe area before it hits*

2005-02-23 [Wyndon]: *Trigg watches all this and releases the robotic richard simmons*

2005-02-24 [Tiger Shark]: Hahahaha!! you cannot hide from the radiation!! Mwahaha!!...*cough*

2005-02-27 [Mighty Z]: can i rip everyone to shreds please

2005-02-28 [Tiger Shark]: .....*points to Trigg*

2005-02-28 [Wyndon]: Oo

2005-03-01 [Tiger Shark]: ...I'm sorry Trigg we all love ya << >>

2005-03-02 [Wyndon]: ^^ Awwwwwwwwwwww!*Gives you kiss of death*We wub you too sharkie!

2005-03-02 [Tiger Shark]: ....>< dang...*dies* YOU FINALLY KILLED ME, HAPPY? *grumbles*

2005-03-02 [Wyndon]: YAY!*Does the I killed sharkie dance*

2005-03-02 [Tiger Shark]: *eeeevil snicker*

2005-03-02 [Wyndon]: *Listens*Ahh,the sweet sounds of the dead.

2005-03-02 [Tiger Shark]: *reappears behind trigg and staps her multiple times* XD

2005-03-02 [Wyndon]: OOOwwwwwwwwwww.....turnikit(?)*Dies*

2005-03-02 [Tiger Shark]: ^^ yay I win *dances on the corpse*

2005-03-02 [Wyndon]: *Corpse explodes*

2005-03-02 [Tiger Shark]: >.O eep! Bloody piece of meat in m'eye!!

2005-03-02 [Wyndon]: HAHAHAH!*Just a mouth*

2005-03-02 [Tiger Shark]: ....*pokes*

2005-03-02 [Wyndon]: Ow

2005-03-02 [Tiger Shark]: XD

2005-03-02 [Wyndon]: *Bites you*

2005-03-02 [Tiger Shark]: ouch *steps on*

2005-03-02 [Wyndon]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*Mph*

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: XD

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: *Bites*

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: EEK!! M'FOOT!! M'FOOT!! GAAHHH! *stomps on*

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: AHHHH!

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: XD

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: *Splatted*

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: ^^ it felt all squishy and wet

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: *Reforms*

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: >< drat

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: *KILLS*DIEDIEDIEDIE!

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: *KILLS MORE* DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: DIEDIEIDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIDIEDIEDIE

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: ....damn

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: ALL YOUR BASE NOW BELONG TO US!

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: ......

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE SURVIVE,MAKE YOUR TIME!

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: ............

2005-03-04 [drakkar]: ZOOM ZIG

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: *Laughs*

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: er...

2005-03-04 [drakkar]: you are on the way to destruction

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: *blinks*

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: *Huggles drakkar*YAY!REINFORCEMENTS!

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: ...

2005-03-04 [drakkar]: XD hey now then....somebody set us up the bomb

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: LOL*Things explode*Oops.

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: << >>

2005-03-04 [drakkar]: XD FOR GREAT jUSTICE TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!!!

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: YAY!ZIGS!Now help me destroy tiger shark.

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: IIIIIII'm just gonna leave now *scoots away quietly*

2005-03-04 [drakkar]: *chases after tiger in a zig*

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: *Hops in zig*Wait for mee!

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: EEP!!! *runs*

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: HAAHAHAHAHA!

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: grrr you!!!

2005-03-04 [drakkar]: *fires zig laser cannons*

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: *dives into a hole* MWAHAHA!!! YOU CAN'T GET ME IN MY GOPHER BURROW!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: *Gets super gopher finding docson puppy*

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: *steals puppy* mwaha

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: *Pupy eats you and turns into a zig*

2005-03-04 [drakkar]: zig holographing tech...nice

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: ....damn

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: HAHAHA

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: *sits on trigg's head*

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: Oo

2005-03-04 [drakkar]: *sits on tigers head inside a zig*

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: *Is crushed under tigger and drakk*

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: mur ><

2005-03-04 [Wyndon]: *Splatty*

2005-03-04 [Tiger Shark]: mwaha

2005-03-04 [drakkar]: O.o.

2005-03-07 [Wyndon]: *Dead*XX

2005-03-08 [Tiger Shark]: *pokes*

2005-03-08 [Lord Draculan of the vampires]: bang bang slash slash

2005-03-08 [Lord Draculan of the vampires]: all shall die by my hands

2005-03-09 [Tiger Shark]: er....riiiight *claws to death*

2005-03-10 [Wyndon]: Bang bang,trigger's silver hammer came down upon her head!*Smashes tigers head in*Bang bang trigger'ssilver hammermade sure tige was dead!

2005-03-10 [Tiger Shark]: *ish mush*...damn

2005-03-11 [Wyndon]: HAHAHAHA

2005-03-13 [Tiger Shark]: *mush seeps into Trigg's skin and desolves her DNA*

2005-03-13 [Tiger Shark]: ^^

2005-03-13 [$$matt$$]: bang bang me cock in her cunt

2005-03-13 [$$matt$$]: bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

2005-03-14 [Reddimund]: not very nice $$matt$$

2005-03-14 [Doormat]: *rips matt open with a chainsaw from his crotch to his face*

2005-03-16 [Tiger Shark]: *peels matt's skin off and boils him in scalding oil*

2005-03-16 [angebob]: walks in, sees someone being cooked, sets up a table for 3 and says "if two of you want to eat with me and tiger shark, you have to kill eevryother person besides us and yourself, dinner looks almost done" he sits waiting and invites tiger shark over to join him watching the killing sprees start.

2005-03-17 [Tiger Shark]: *looks at frying carcass* hmm, needs tobasco...

2005-03-17 [Tiger Shark]: Hey wait a sec, you set up for three, I'm eating, you're eating, why did you invite two more? that's four Oo *ish confused*

2005-04-15 [angebob]: i said for them to fight over which one gets to eat with us, death macth, the one still alive eats with us, lol.

2005-04-18 [Tiger Shark]: ah. well in that case someone grab the tobasco before you die.

2005-04-21 [wimplo350]: sends out a nuke down on them.

2005-04-21 [Tiger Shark]: *looks up* *shrugs* okay fine, forget the tobasco *sets a cruise missle on wimplo*

2005-04-26 [Big Body]: impales Tiger Shark on a spork

2005-04-26 [Big Body]: reaches around his back and pulls out a dildo and precedes to rape angebob with it

2005-04-26 [Big Body]: tonight i shall feast on your bodies

2005-04-27 [Tiger Shark]: Oo *pulls herself off the spork and decapitates B.B. with a rusty spoon* nice try bud *laughs hysterically at his attempts to kill*......<< >> *cough* sorry, sugar rush ^_^;

2005-04-27 [angebob]: clenches so nothing can enter his ass, he pulls out a rusty pair of clippers and chops off bbs balls, then tosses them at wimplo350, and hits him in the face "stupid nuke" he says then gets blown up.

2005-04-27 [Tiger Shark]: wow, I really am surrounded by boys, aren't I? wow

2005-04-29 [fazz]: blasts in the room wiv a ak 47, 2 desert egals tucked down his pants and a pump action shot gun, and starts blastin the hell out of, Tiger shark, angebob and big body till there is nothing left of there disfigard bodies.

2005-04-30 [Tiger Shark]: *sits on fazz's head* whatcha shooting at again? *looks at the cardboard figures lying on the floor blasted to pieces*

2005-05-02 [fazz]: *lying wiv a smile on my face admiaring whats above* pushes [Tiger Shark] of and stands over her wiv a desert eagle aimed at her head and says: ya got 2 choises join me and kill theses stupid mutha fuckers, or die right here right now, what will it be

2005-05-02 [Tiger Shark]: *shrugs* I have no problem killing 'em

2005-05-03 [fazz]: *helps tigar shark to her feet and hands her a gun and ses* come on baby lets blast these fools.

2005-05-03 [Tiger Shark]: *looks at the gun* nah, claws are so much more satisfying

2005-05-12 [Big Body]: puuls his body toghter and steps behide tiger shark and rips her claws out with a pair of plyers (mahaaahmhahahaha)

2005-05-12 [Big Body]: pulls out a needal and thread makes a necklace of claws

2005-05-12 [Big Body]: puts fazz'es head on a pike

2005-05-12 [Big Body]: pulls out a sword made of gold with a rudy eye in the hilt trust it into the floor and set the place a blaze turns around a moon walks out the door gets in his car and drives to the nearest gas station to get a burito and pick up a few girls to take back to the hotel

2005-05-15 [Tiger Shark]: ack!! you son of a motherless goat!! it took me an hour to grow those back last time!! I don't have that kind of time to spare!!! *rips off BB's head and grabs her claws* *surgically reattatched her claws and rips out BB's spleen through his nose*

2005-05-19 [Big Body]: I didn't need that any way

2005-05-19 [Big Body]: lines the room the with c4 and connects the fuses and dricves 500 ft away and detanates it.ahh the smell of burnt flesh in the moring there is nothing like any it. reassmble that u mofo's

2005-05-19 [Big Body]: dont hold a gurdge bye every one

2005-05-19 [Big Body]: not

2005-05-19 [Big Body]: canablizes the bodies of his fallen enimies

2005-05-19 [Big Body]: who's next

2005-05-19 [Big Body]: mess with the best die like the rest

2005-05-19 [Big Body]: dose the cabage patch dance

2005-05-19 [Big Body]: man do i feel like a idoit buut who cares you all suck at this games

2005-05-19 [Big Body]: impales himself ona a spoon

2005-05-19 [Big Body]: i will return to kill you all again but that will beanother day"i'll be back...with weapons"

2005-05-20 [Tiger Shark]: *tilts head* you must be so full of yourself. like you talk just to hear yourself brag. well, I'm sorry to tell ya, but that's not what this place is about. so..*holds up the detinator and nods to the wires now strung up around you* I don't give a shit *flicks the switch and watches 500,000 volts fry you*

2005-05-21 [Love and Chaos]: Yo! BB! You try'n to take my position already? you Stupid.....TAKE THIS!*Pulls out a flamethrower and disentigrates BB*

2005-05-21 [Tiger Shark]: Hey Redneck. you're stepping on my wires "flips the switch and runs 500,000 volts through RR*

2005-05-22 [angebob]: me sits back and wacthes everyone e burnt blown up and tyorched to hell, gets up and walks over to igershark and rips his head off, and grabbs the detonator "opps, i guess its my turn" he says turning the switch to max at 1mil volts.

2005-05-23 [Tiger Shark]: *rolls eyes* how many times do I have to tell you guys that I'm a GIRL? *grabs her head and screws it back on*

2005-05-24 [Big Body]: angebob want to have some fun and tear these people up . you take RR and i'll take out TS .and then we can trow back a few beers. i broght a exta katana. and rr you aren't a redneck and you dont even know what a rebel is.so shut your face you poser. 

2005-05-24 [Big Body]: grabs rr and reapdily strikes him with a steel guntlet

2005-05-25 [Tiger Shark]: what is with you wimps and ganging up on me? like you're afraid of being hit by a girl so you've gotta make some buddies to take your back. Hah, idiots. *disappears*

2005-05-27 [Reddimund]: A giant purple people eater bursts in on the scene. Three rows of razor sharp teeth bared and ready to take in a tasty morsel. Takes a bite out of [angebob]...**spits it out**..."tooo tough." Takes a bite out of [Big Body]. "Bah! too salty." Takes a bite out of [Love and Chaos]....**Spits it out*** "Pleh! Bleh! Phewy! Tha t was foul." Takes a bite outta [Tiger Shark] just before she disappears. "Mmmmmm...that was delicious!" Looks a round stupified, wondering how to get that one back.

2005-05-27 [Big Body]: grabs the chucnck of skin and so's it back on

2005-05-27 [Big Body]: starts to chant"peple come and peole go some even lose their souls but as for me i shall remian unchanged in any way.plus this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

2005-05-27 [Big Body]: ts its not bucuase your a girl gender dosent matter its how you fight that deterians who you are.

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